Game 16 12-13-2012

Epic Fail

We found the Staglord’s lair easily and I thought we had a good plan to gain access. We were going to poise as bandits or was it traders and kill ’em all. Looking back we probably should of put more thought in our disguise rather than the kill ’em all part of the plan. Maybe we were to over-cofident or brazen, but things went to shit fast. The secrect password “By the bloody bones of St. Gilmorg” had no effect on the bandit guards and we were met with arrows. Somehow the remaining bandits have heard of us and know our faces, but my instincts were right and the Whorelord and his men are scared shitless of us.

Anyways after the guards raised the alarm and started shooting arrows my brave companions fled like children. I was close to climbing the wall, but turned back once I realized I had no support. One little 15 foot wall and they piss themselves. Oh bother…

Later after we rallied, Megil and I were able to sneak up to wall on the south side and find a hidden passage way. Again the fucking guards miraculously detected us and started shooting arrows. Oh bother…

All I have left to say is this, “Listen up, bandits. I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I’ve done to you!”


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